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Oh wait . did you realised ?
my eyes were red :)

Okay .
since I'm running out of time ,
i shall make a brief post then :)
And i know ,
if i dont get this friggin post by today ,
i'll be certainly slaughtered & squueezed by the two honeyyys .

I'm so damn glad to own the best-est classmates ever here :)
I heart the FIVE of them to death man !




the very kawan bua-eek of the twinsssss .


And I've said ,
there're still lotta pictures to go .
But ,
probably not now .
stay tuned yea !

Eat this Promise : I will update soon !

part of my besties yo !


stupid contact lens ,
made my eyes suffered like Alleluyaa .
*sayang sayang . Huhu . i want Huhu ! ! !
Was forcedto lay off the lens but to wear specs out which made me looked like a totally GEEK to the seminar today .
yer . damn giliiii la .eyes are Red like monkey ah putt putt .

Should I close my blogggggggg ?
*no eyes see
I'm serious . no joke .

And i tell you,
I dont know that his name is actually called Chai ling fooong .
Ohmygod . and his sis's name is Chai Yi ling . hahahha .
One lam foong , one chai yi ling . God laaa .


conclusion : The rotten-est human ever . they're the flies behind me .
Chicken-Choppppppp !
they cant get me slaughtered ,
i DONT think they will pay my blog a visit ?
Hor , new friends .


Aiyorr , Ang Ang Ang Dorae-Mo-wuuuuu .(doraemon )

Throughout the seminar ,
this pure rotten da-ni-saaii here , knows nothing .
And successfully ,
he brought a blank brain homeee .
No more hubby already ,i'd divorced with him today .


Ah kiiiii .Ricky lee ah kuang ,Oh yeah ~

Lastly , the chemistry tutor with 100% patience .
thou i'd been repeated the same questions again and again .

loook ,sis laughed with heer nose being pressed .she had been walking&playing all around the places.


Chin Chan Chun :) the short ones But NOT the fat ones la okay who get bullied so damn easily .


Ahhhh ~ *scream , shout & boooooosh .RUN !!!

the well-known mao mao , *right
annoying yet adorable .

Chan Ah Sooooooo :) the best classmate .

Black & White ? Fat & Slim ? Oh *shakehead

Whiteeeeeyyyyy :)


So ,
Some plans were on after the seminar.
with the other 10 lifeless people included me .
And oh yea ,Sim Siam-siam enjoyed so much woiiiii .
wow , your name . . . banyak the Big eneh .
hope the two someone-ss can see clearly .

*Crossed-mouth

i've never wanna to play any of the truth or dare again !
damn scary .
my heart pumped faster than anyone did .

Nenisssa & Jaguuung overslept at my place yesterday .
who else in the world would expect that
they turned into a hyperactive one after that .
Oh hey , fyi .
the time we reached home was 12am !
& That was why i looked so pale today .

Today , 22/2
semiar again .
after 8 friggin hours nerding ,
was dragged to sunway piramid for dinner .
7 of us .
Oh my ,
Just couldnt believe that ,
3of us jumped into a totally we-dont-know-whose-car .
tumpang-ed his car to sunway pyramid .
whereas the other 4 took the taxi .

And I got something for the birthday boy ! wheeeeeeeee !
pictures *seminar 2 * might be upload sooon .


I dont think ,
my mooooood is very stable now .
dont want get my post into a long-winded ones .
cheung hei :)

I nak oink oink ady .
bye bye .
my my MY ,
it's 12am now . take care !

Was having the replacement class for my BM tuition two days before ,
this Bm tutor here ,
The Best weyyy . somehow looks like James Bond .
I mean his botak hair-less.

Due to the overloaded seats ,
me and sister sai ling were forced to sit at the kitchen ,
writing an essay .
with our eyes glancing at the food aside :)

Glad to know that ,
I'm finaally get used of the kalat-dai limau smell (means ketiak) ady .
fyi ,
Out of 15 students ,
me and sister are the ONE and Only chinese .
all of 'em are indian .

OOpppsss .
so mean .

Oh, someone's birthday is approaching :)
the bottome line is
'Take more care of your little brother there yea'

Ohmygod ,
*couting fingers*
two more weeks before the school exam .
And LOL ,
i'm countdown-ing .

Oh sheee-sheeet man ,
I have to chaooo now .
Am going for the two freaking seminars during this weekends .
*sweat
Busy lady yea ?

0215 ,
Happy birthday Mommmmmma !
You're the gorgeous-est sexy lady in the universe ,
thou you're short and chubbyyy .
You're the Best neh .
thou you have always been bullied blindlessly by the three cutest children,including daddy, cause you're the shortest in the family .
You're always that *act* strict ,
thou you arent , you laugh while scolding us .
cause we make you run around the circle .

And you deserve ME as your daughter you know . muaksss .
thankyouverymuch .


because of you ,
I'm here .
Nope , we're here .
the twins & ah boy are here .
thankyou laaaaa :)

momma might kick my ass kaboom to Africa once she sees this fat pic of her ,
i'd promised her not to exposed .
But , fyi , i've never keep my promise before .
HAHA , she was cheated Again . how great neh :) hahaha .




Oh ya !
i dont used to snap pictures of food .
But , this time I did .
cause i want to introduce this foood to you .
it's japanese snail . damn chun i tell you *droools


Good night everyone .



Oh wait .
was at biology seminar at the morning.
And soo nen nen was there SS-ing again .
hah .


Stay tuned . . .
more pictures upload sooon :)

Happy belated Valentine's Day yo !

Feeling so unbelievable ?
Go bang wall please .

Oh , *kissing* my first ever medal in my secondary school life man .
conclusion : I'm a good runner too ! hahaha .
And to my classmates *waving hands*
i'll make you all eat back all of your words .
dont believe me laaaa :)
dont forget all of your promises ! !
You've lost the Betttt !

So,
after merentas desa @ schoool ,
was dragged to miss chin shih xuan house .
was invited to participate in some-oh-so-marvellous-show .
Guess what ,
it turned out to a Very success neh .
*scretching head*
wasn't it an Oh-Yes ?



Oh,before that ,
while waiting&rotting @ Kanna Curry House ,
Mr Tan pipi presented his oh-grandfather/grandmother-future-plans-stories .
All was about his god-damn-proud-of SUPER syiok sendiri future .
And i'm utterly glad you know .
I didnt fall asleeeep neh .

mr goh niamniam,mr sim siamsiam,mr tan pipi :)

Oh , light bulb behind ? *fat ling !

ms lee kiapkiap .

ms chin chan chun was wearing this rumah kuning shirt at home ?! she didnt even go to schhoool okay .

mr sim siamsiam smelly feeet .
And i saw his red undidi .hehehehe .


mr goh niamniam BLACK nails . it wasnt painted fyi . natural instead .


May I present you . . .
their jialat-ness .
They wasted foood , god's sake . how can !

' i like nen nen ' sim siam siam speaking .
so obvious .
And I forced them to be in the picture . hah , their soi yong . feel like giving em a big tight slap ?yes , you may . please .

this can be rescued then . just left some chicken's skin or whatever laaa .

ms soo nen nen came after tuition ,
reached at 3pm with a ladygaga fringe .
started her camwhore&ki siao routine .



Bad .
both of the siamsiam and nen nen didnt reunioned .
Aiyah .
my stupid plans . Faileed .
One thing know ya , they were both so hyper .
God blessssss yea !

chaooo-ed at 6pm .
went tuition till 8pm .
had dinner @ sunway pyramid .
reached home at 1am .

Puppy Puppy :)

She's right beside me now .
sleeping on the study table :)


Had a tremedously horrific schooling today .
And i tell you hor ,
hundreds of worms were over excited to see me :)
all gathered around me .
what the barbequeeeeee !
totally had no freaking idea .

fyi ,
At least
screams can temporarily defer my urine from bursting out okay .

attn : *cross* schoool !





STAY TUNED . . . .
i havent got my blog update finished yet .

My CNY weeks were fully spent with my family,
beyond great mieh.

dinner here & there ,
Late dinners for 4 nights had made my tummy balloooned now .

And Oh ,
daddy's company is real biggg woiiii .
Aiyahhh , people only go there once a year mah .
i dont used to go to his company , for what i go there yea?
selling vegetables & chai gui meh ? *smack
what am i crapping about , GO DI* .
ooops , pantang .
feeel damn relief that the scouts X nick me as pasar aunty now .
cause i am running for another friggin nick =.=



FFK again to my tuan-tuan&puan-puan , forced to *
*okay , papayaas couldn't understand this freaking sentence again*
family comes 1st mah . Ku ni daughter/grand-daughter yang *thumbs up* yea ?
pai seh hor , my friendssssy .

visited the orphans ,aged&disabled .
totalled up , had seen 500+ of their faces i think .
Aiyorrrr ,
100% generous&kind human being (example ME )
is rather exceptional man .
Out of 100 , i'm prolly the only one perhaps. *bow kao kao
hahhaa , damn not funny okay :)

i tell you hor ,
the orphans seeing me just like how they see their mamass.
the aged seeing me just like how they see their daughters.
*i'm not that old thou, they're just abit excited to see my oh-so-cute face mah*
damn friggin kia-si-lang okay .
Let's say about the disabled children ,
their touching-tickling acts on my feeet freaked me .
was scared out of my wits mannnn .
they somehow wanna lick my feeeet woiii .
gili much neh . beh tahan .

till the very end ,
mom was the one being molest-ed .
She is short , short people usually have to sacrifice ya know .
And so , she was my full-time-protection against them .
hahahah .

chao now .
pictures upload *here* soooon .

No doubt ,
You'll miss me from this second onwards ,
thankyouverymuch :)

Crying isnt a solution after all :)

The 55.7 kg ah moi says :
picture below was taken today ( 6th February 2009 )
just to prove you alll that I'm reallly fat liao .




Oh , so emo .
But the fact is NO :)
fat makes me feeel so pleasant , in fact .
cause eating is rather - enjoyable .

attn :
get your blink wink twinkle eyes to my plurk ,
there might be some short update sometimes .

hallloooooo .
Ah Gong & Ah ma came my place along with 5th aunt yesterday nooon .
cause GongGong & MaMa are going to attend daddy's company new year celebration on sunday .
Despite the economic glooom ,
SO ,
there's no any annual dinner this year 20009 .
Heeeeeeee !

And oh !
Dinners will be feeding me during this weekends .
dinners here and there , all around the places .

have to get rid of internet already .
needa escort the two cute grandparents now .

Bye bye & Bo zhong :)

Helooooooo :)
sister came back with a brandnew nick from her mates , ' margarine girl'
truly because of her fuiii-wittt extraordinary O-shape body-line .
oh well ,
frankly speaking ,
seriously , obviously & Apparently ,
she has to cut down her weight a little la anyhow .
or else she might receive people's sharp tongue ,
blaming that she's the one who created some kind of earthquake ~

And Am not mind of you all to publicize my current weight , cause you're mostly welcome .
*from 54.1kg
which is Ooooopsss , 55.7kg (digital) *applause even harder
rest to assure , Am not heart attack yet . i'm feeeling god-damn-proud okay ?
Because i'm such a - thick face .
Fat mah fat loh .
aiyoooo , like that only we're more alike TWINS mah .



And And And ,
my hubby's turning up to schhooool tomorrow .
*excited , flying to the sky .
he skippped schoool on purpose today .
he has been so - hati busuk
to leave his lou po wifeey, honey & forest in the classs for two freaking days .

Oh wait ,
i'd totally forgotten some-banana-readers who dont even know malay ,
okay , papaya-sss .
hati busuk means No Heart ( heartlesss ) yea .


ME : SCOUTS alll , mei yi ge hao dong xi .
SIS : LM alll , lousy & laosai .

i mean ,
the converstion above is just so coincident meh .
The Twins here are just referring ONLY to Mr Jialat (it's a plural) . fullstop .
attn : MR not MS .

i dont think any scout i know , so far , is seem to be a perfect goood boy .

sister sai ling doesnt think any LM member she knows , so far , is seem to be a perfect goood boy too .

sorry if i offended any member ?
i hope i dont :)

till now ,
I couldn't find a day which i totally dont fight with 'em .
or just a single minute .
everyday everyhour everyminute & everysecond ,

they have never failed to stick their sticky tongues on my face ,
they have never failed to throw America bombs towards me ,
they have never failed to spread stupid stuffs & cheat on me.
they have never failed to make my mouth exercising just like how a chicken backside does .
they have never failed to make me scream like a ki-siao punya sial zha por .
& lastly ,
dont be shock if one day i'm suffering from heart-attack !

Because of them ,
i'd become like this .

Oh , pathetic much duh ?